[35+] Funny Mothers Day Messages, Wishes and Greetings (2024)

• A worried mother does better research than the FBI.
• I’m so lucky to have you as my mother… I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
• Mother- one person who does the work of twenty for free. Happy Mother’s Day!
• Happy Mother’s day to a woman who deserves a medal for putting up with me all these years!
• Dear Moms we’d be a mess without you.
• Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child!
• There are over 6,000 human languages remaining in the world, and I can’t talk to my mom in any of them.
• Behind every mum is a basket full of dirty laundry. Happy Mother’s Day!
• My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
• Not all super heroes wear capes!

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• Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
• Happy Mothers Day to someone who carried me for 9 months and financially carried me for 25 years!
• Words can’t express how much I love you & What an incredible mother you are. So lucky to have you!!
• Mum, you did a great job by giving birth to me, I am awesome! Well done!
• I really don’t tell you often enough How much i really care but be assured I’ll love you always and when you need me I’ll be there.
• Life does not come with a manual it comes with a Mother.
• My mum has the best daughter in the world!
• Only a mother as perfect as you… could have a daughter as perfect as me. Happy Mother’s Day!
• My mum…Even when she’s wrong…She’s right.
• It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child and someone special to love someone more than herself.
• You are the greatest mother and I’m glad to be your daughter I love you so much mom and I wish you a Happy Mother’s Day.
• I know I have hurt you a lot as I’ve made so many stupid mistakes but I am really sorry. I know I ain’t the best daughter in the world but your the best mum anyone could ever wish for. I love you so much.
• To a mother, a son is never a fully grown man; and a son is never a fully grown man until he understands and accepts this about his mother.

Mother’s Day Quotes and Sayings for Stepmom

• Throughout the years. You have always been by my side. I could not have had a better mother to look up to.
• There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap, no rose as lovely as her smile,no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
• Happy Mothers Day To a mom who should not assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
• My Mom is my hero, my comforter, my adviser, my role model, every thing. Happy Mothers Day.
• I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine – she helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights.
• In my whole life I haven’t met a lady as elegant, beautiful and lovely as you. I love lots mommy. Wish you a very Happy Mothers Day
• Friendship and motherhood are two of the most wonderful things that anyone can experience!
• May your Mother’s Day be as great as you. This is a special wish from you-don’t-know-who! Happy Mother’s Day!
• I hope that I have made you proud of me, proud of my accomplishments and proud of the person I have become. You are responsible for the best parts of me and I pray I’ve done you justice through my character and behavior.
• Though I can never repay you for your love and care, I cant miss to express my gratitude, love and reverence on this beautiful day of the year! Special Mothers Day Greetings to my special mom!